Where do Silly Cone Breasts come from?


Nobody really knows but there is a strong correlation between the number of computers installed in the USA and the number of women with Silicone Enhanced Breasts (SEBs). Silicon valley figures in this somewhere but exactly how is a mystery. Some of the world's leading scientists are still looking for a BUSTIT (Basic Unified Silicone Tit Theory) Sometimes this involves long term secret study of subjects or organising complex scientific experiments

Secret Observation and Experimentation are the key

It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it

Science is, of course, a continuous process and occasionally evidence is presented that overturns all one's existing preconceptions. I had always assumed ( a dangerously complacent thing to do ) that SEBs resulted from some time consuming process, probably medical in nature. Mr M Hart has just convinced me otherwise. Look at these before and after photos. Evidence, indeed, that the process is instantaneous. One moment you're flat chested - the next you're not! Kinda scary, huh? How does it happen? Nobody knows.

Get me out of here I'm frightened


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