They are made of FAT. If you have a big fat behind people say rude things about you - you eat too much, you are a greedy cow, you will die young and so on. If on the other hand you have a small bottom and BIG FAT BREASTS they say "Wow, Jesus, look at the Tits on that ..." and offer to buy you meals, give you diamonds and marry you. Unfair isn't it?
Here is an example of a pair (they always come in pairs - just like trousers) of big fat breasts that could be used to obtain meals and diamonds (our lawyers have asked us to point out that the owner of this particular pair of breasts would never consider using them for that purpose)
Worth their weight in gold
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