Updated 31st July 2005
Non Sexual Links
Murphy's Law is seriously funny
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Yahoo Breast Gropes and Others
Before accessing Yahoo Groups you must register - a process whereby you give them a fictitious name and details and they pretend to believe you. At that point you can access the full list of adult Yahoo Groups. Once you find a suitably disgusting Group you can apply to join that particular group ( pay attention at the back - I'll be asking questions later ) by clicking at the top right hand side where it says Join This Group ( underlined ) in blue. There are over 250 Yahoo Group dealing with Breasts alone ( even more for accompanied breasts ) Once you have joined Yahoo Groups your problems have only just started - you must remember to log in before trying to access a group which you already belong to otherwise it will swear blind that the group does not exist ( "The Group bigbreastswithsaladcream does not exist - what sort of girl do you think I am?" ) Added Sept 2002
Firstly, read 1 above. This is the FIRST Yahoo Group for snotsykim where you CAN post messages AND post/retrieve files Added Sept 2002
Firstly, read 1 above. This is the SECOND Yahoo Group for snotsykim where you CANNOT post messages but can post/retrieve files Added Sept 2002
Firstly, read 1 above. This is the THIRD Yahoo Group for snotsykim where you CANNOT post messages but can post/retrieve files Added Sept 2002
Here is the fullsizebras Yahoo Group that deals with young ladies in big bras - actually some of these young ladies are not quite as young as they were but, hey, when you go for volume you sometimes gotta sacrifice quality ( we'll do the joke about Zebras later ) Added Sept 2002
Breast Video Clips
Inflate123 Features clips of breasts expanding ( BANG! ) - by greased gerbil and others Added Sept 2002
Was This Your Mother? Lots of streaming video clips of your mum or maybe your gran Added Sept 2002
Extreme Movies aren't particularly extreme but could be just the thing to tone up your floppy parts that rarely get to see the sun ( Added 30th June 2001 )
Scientists can now detect ladies removing their bras from several hundred yards away - or even further if the lights are on. Makes you think, dozen tit? ( can't help thinking there is something wrong with my spell checker ) ( Added 30th June 2001 )
SNOTSYKIM Featured Sites
Here is the delicious pregnant lady Slippery when Wet complete with exotic tatoos Added 30th June 2001
Breast Picture Links
If you like the animated wobblers on the top of out title page you will just love animated boobs
Anybody who hates silicone can't be all bad booblovers Added July 2005
Industrial strength tits for your enjoyment in the comfort of your own home ( ie don't try this on the bus ) Added July 2005
Large Breasts in Your Face Added July 2005
A really huge collection of really huge wobblers Added July 2005
It could be that Big Nat is the guy in charge but somehow I don't think so ... Added July 2005
Well its one way of washing your windscreen I suppose Added July 2005
A big collection of busty babes Added July 2005
Japanese cartoons of gravity being defied Added July 2005
If you like to keep your femininity in a box on top of the wardrobe this could be for you Added July 2005
Hollywood cheesecake and pinups Added July 2005
No wonder the French are so scared of polish plumbers Added July 2005
A magnificent collection of large breasted Japanese Popsies Just gorgeous! Added July 2005
Nipples like chapel chapel organ stops! Added July 2005
Nice breasts and a lovely instrument to finger Added July 2005
Gorgeous girls from morey studio featuring Natalie Added July 2005
Some seriously heavy breasts in pin up tributes Added July 2005
Roberta Pedon is one of my favourites Added July 2005
Not for people who are squeemish about spying on others when they are naked project voyeur Added July 2005
What boys want says it all Added July 2005
Veronica Zemanova links Hundreds of 'em. Added July 2005
Some fun stuff in pics-spicy Added July 2005
They are bigger and better ( well, bigger anyway ) in TEXAS NUDE AMATEURS Added Sept 2002
There is something compellingly awful about this scrapbook. Will she empty the swimming pool? Will the neighbours have heart attacks? Just how big are her tits? Added Sept 2002
Breast Links at Sexi.com - Only the Best! Actually, they are not wrong Added Sept 2002
I'm definitely acquiring a taste for older Femme Fatales - mostly in their seventies and eighties now I guess (" I said put your teeth back in dear you've got a visitor" ) Added Sept 2002
Big Tits by Sneak-a-Peak What can I say? Added Sept 2002
English readers may be mystified by rate this rack but don't worry - just click on a pair of tits and never mind the linguistics Added Sept 2002
Still mystified? RateMyRack is another site that rates racks ( hint: its nothing to do with toast ) Added Sept 2002
Maybe your nipples are not very big? Do not dispair help is at hand Added Sept 2002
Yahoo! Clubs bouncingboobs (You need to join Yahoo - its free ) ( Added 30th June 2001 )
Germany's answer to Vera Lynn, Bettie Ballhaus will appeal to your soft spot ( Added 4th Jan 2001 )
GERARD TITSMAN ( do you think that's his real name? ) has a wonderful site with lots of swinging tits! You will learn some French on the way ....Happy now Gerard? (Added 31st Oct 1999)
And now - a
terrible confession. Some of the, er, subjects in these
before and after photos do actually look a little better
for some added silicone ( you will have to copy and
paste the address - they have blocked referrals from this
site on their server - go to www.implantinfo.com
and sniff around for the photos. ) If you book the
wife in for a top up tell them I sent you - maybe they
pay introductory commissions!
Perhaps I will change the name of SNOTSYKIMS to
SNOTSEWANK ( Say NO To Silicone Except Where Absolutely No Knockers ) Incidentally, some kind
soul wrote to explain that SNOTSYKIMS sounds kind of
yukky to American ears ( "I thought you should
know that, to save embarrassment" ). Well, let
me tell you Buster, to English ears it sounds
even worse. That's the whole point. The name was
chosen to make sure nobody came to the site but
unfortunately it didn't work. Still, I'm working on the
problem ( Added 4th Oct 2000 )
Now this is breasts in the best possible taste ( delicious with cream and stawberries ) wrapped and supported with loving care by anne marie. And such nice wallpaper, too. Your mum must be very proud of you, dear ( Added 4th Oct 2000 )
These
Australians make bikinis . Small bikinis. Bikinis so
micro-miniaturised, in fact, that an entire year's
production would fit inside a wallaby's pouch - and still
leave room for a couple of tinnies. Not just small but
see through as well .... especially when wet
Sport: Don't look now, Bruce, but is
that Sheila smiling at me or what?
Bruce: You crazy Sport? That's her
crotch!
Sport: Yea, right! I wondered why she
had no teeth ....
Anyway, here's the main entrance to Bikinis by Wicked Weasel It's stuffed full of gorgeous
pictures of young ladies smiling through their pants ( Added 25th
Sept 2000 )
Top Heavy deals with ladies who are ... well, top heavy ( Added 25th Sept 2000 )
Now this is something else and develops a theme I explore in What are Breasts Made Of Girls, want to turn your big fat wobbly bits into erogenous zones - look no further, help is at hand from Nipple Addition Surgery by Dr. Zizlesse ( Added Aug 2000 )
I get lots of letters asking for Puffy Nipples ( not to be confused with Torpedoes which are something entirely different ) Anyway, where was I? Yes. Puffy nipples - they're nipples which are sort of, well, puffy. Like These ( Added 20th Mar 2000 )
LADIES ONLY: This site is only for ladies considering reducing the size of their breasts. Breast Reduction Mammaplasty. Don't do it girls - we just love you as you are. And remember - many hands make light work ( Added 28th Nov 1999 )
More than you could ever read and see about Nipple Piercing
This makes up for Pearl Harbour and the Burma Railway. A magnificent Japanese site. Dozens of gorgeous models with big natural breasts, superb photography, breathtaking scanning quality, lightning speed. Tokyo Topless is the best site I have seen for months, if not for ever. The name is crap but who cares! Is there nothing these Japs can't do? Next thing you know they'll take over the humour market "Have you heard the one about the two Geisha girls?" Maybe not.
Other Stuff
Some very classy looking ladies of the past posing in a way that would not have amused Queen Victoria but would no doubt have met with Albert's approval Added July 2005
Some of these 3-D models are 3-D models extending the boundaries of what is considered polite in refined society Added July 2005
This is serious art photography - don't be put off by the nudity Added July 2005
If you need a Vee-String Female Vagina Prostheses with its very own bladder this could be for you Added July 2005
Some kinky bondage? What ever you do don't slip and fall onto that tent peg Added July 2005
There is a lot to be said for a realistic looking doll - ask any lawyer Added July 2005
Lots of rotic links for your delectation Added July 2005
I am not sure what fark is but it looks fun Added July 2005
Some fetish bondage for all you kinky people Added July 2005
Most tastes catered for in pic addiction Added July 2005
The classic huge daily index from The Hun Added July 2005
I just love Juli Williams Added July 2005
An imaginatative site called milked but no milk that I could see Added July 2005
More milk and cookies and a huge variety of interesting ( ie kinky ) sites Added July 2005
Clever Black and White bodyscapes ( "don't ski into that hole") Added July 2005
A fine collection of Charme Nudes from France Added July 2005
Fancy some watersports? You could try the pissing post Added July 2005
French-cancan? Why not? Added July 2005
More girlies from the days when tits were busts and men were, well, chaps. Retrotimes will take you back a bit ...Added July 2005
If you like exposed and straining anuses then this is for you! Rose butts Added July 2005
UK totty is full of, well, totty with titty from the UK. What were you expecting - scrap iron? Added July 2005
The Clitoris site is nicely done ( "Roll up! Roll up! See girl's cunts - all in the best possible taste" ) Added Sept 2002
STILEMEDIA is an excellent site. Some of the pix are gross but some are brilliant. I wish it was my site Added Sept 2002
I like this site. Natural teen nudity on the internet has got some charming pix - like this one 800x600 Added Sept 2002
Fucking Machines would have made James Watt turn in his grave ( "Quick! Pass the oil can" ) Added Sept 2002
Older babes in hardcore action at Elder Erotica Quite Added Sept 2002
Torso Photo Album is fascinating but I can't remember why Added Sept 2002
This may be a good site if I figure how to get in Wetlands where wives get naked Added Sept 2002
I'm not ashamed to admit that Missing Wife appeals to me. No. Please don't write in - I know I need help Added Sept 2002
Your Jonny Foreigner does manage to look more sophisticated than your average punter, know what I mean? For example Side6.dk - Gallerier Added Sept 2002
To view an edless succession of exhibitionist chicks you have to put a score in the long yellow box at the top. HOT or NOT? is very clever ( Added 30th June 2001 )
Debenport Fine Art Photography demonstrates the profound difference between pornography and art - its art when you can't see it properly and they are a funny colour ( Added 30th June 2001 )
I just love the use of
language in these exotic stories by A Syed Masood
This exposition caused an instantaneous erection of my
prick. She enjoyed it, but I was taken a prisoner to her
charms .... she lifted her long, supple legs and showed
me the region under her thighs where the pain existed. It
was a dazzling sight. The entire length of her slender
shining legs, thighs, bottom hole and cunt were uncovered
and open to flirtation ... ( Added 30th
June 2001 )
The above entry is from the huge collection of stories in the Sex Stories Hall of Fame ( Added 30th June 2001 )
I've only read one of the dozens of stories from The Kristen Archives but it was pretty hot stuff ( Added 30th June 2001 )
If you were thinking of going to San Francisco with a flower in your hair then this site is for you hippie_love_flower Like real crazy, daddio ( Added 30th June 2001 )
Dozens of accounts by young ladies decribing how they obtain Sexual Self-Satisfaction with the aid of various artefacts ranging from fingers to forty ton trucks. Also some accounts by guys pretending to be young ladies (go easy on the cucumbers and "throbbing clits" if you want it to be convincing, guys ) ( Added 30th June 2001 )
Red Way Bizarre and Fetish contains a lot of Bizarre and Fetish links ( "you want hairy chicks we gottem" ) ( Added 30th June 2001 )
For those of you who like reading here is something educational in Erotica Readers Association ( Added 4th Jan 2001 )
Technical Virgins is seriously funny and takes the piss out of all those nauseating ads aimed at the young ( actually these ads are designed to give taxpayer's money to advertising agencies in return for doing free work on political campaigns for cynical and corrupt politicians but that's another story) Prepare to Laugh ( Added 4th Jan 2001 )
This is really an enormous site with thousands ( I guess at 10,000 at least ) of pictures on it all for free - Robb's Celebrities will keep you up for hours. There are at least 300 pictures just of Raquel Welch with her lips parted .... and her mouth shut ( Added 4th Jan 2001 )
Er, gulp, actually I was just passing by but I suppose I could have a quick look at the Darker Side Of Desire ( Added 4th Jan 2001 )
This guy is exercising his right to get pregnant. And why not? If women can join the army then why can't men join the pudding club? The First Human Male Pregnancy tells you more than you want to know about male pregnancy. ( Added 4th Jan 2001 )
Hoot Island has got some good stuff on it. How
abou the Victorian Sex Cry Generator? ( Added 4th Jan
2001 )
You have slain me! No attacker's spear
could strike me down as thoroughly as
your sweet actions! I am spent, and may
greet St. Peter with a tired grin.
Also has some seriously naked totty strutting its
funky stuff. Does not work with Netscape ( Added 4th Jan
2001 )
"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Tristan, and I am a writer, editor, sex educator, and sometimes fetish model, performer, and porn producer. In other words, I'm very busy!" Well, pucker me ( Added 4th Jan 2001 )
Bound and Gagged Damsels in Distress is an equal opportunity bounder or is that binder? Anyway, not just white girls but black girls and probably green and blue ones two. Or maybe I mean some of the pairs look black and blue? ( Added 4th Jan 2001 )
Did you know that from 1929 until 1932, the former USSR recognized a week as having only five days? You didn't? Well, Facts and Figures will make sure that you are well infomed. Unfortunately, in order to read this educational material you are forced to look at young ladies dressed in very tight black rubber. To make it worse, they are beautiful and the pictures are crystal clear. Oh dear! ( Added 4th Jan 2001 )
Omigod! I am
probably being hopelessly naive but Sandra strikes me as being a lovely lady and I'm
hoping that she will let me into her panties ( I'm
too shy to ask ) It's a pay site but there is lots
to look at for free ... maybe she will give me a free
membership if her panties are too tight to take off?
"On
Saturday, Oct 21st I'm having a CAM Party at home with 9
really nice guys from my membership. This time they will
be at my end of the CAM and I'm going to enjoy all 9 of
them immensely.I've stopped taking registrations now, on
Oct. 21st I'll turn on the CAM just like I always do, but
this time you'll see me celebrating with 9 guys... we'll
drink together and party for awhile, then I'm going to
get naked and let all of them fuck me. And my membership
can play voyeur and watch the orgy via the CAM..."
Yea. I know, but
maybe she is for real .... ? ( Added 4th Oct 2000 )
Electric haze is free and is designed to solve the I - fancy - her - but - I'm - not - sure - if - she - fancies - me problem which can make fools of us all - even me ( all right, especially me ) In fact, I have joined the site ( as snotsykim@hotmail.com ) and if you fancy me ( and how could you resist? ) here is your chance to see if I fancy you! ( Added Aug 2000 )
Kara Davis is a pay site but if you pick your way round it you will find some spectacular shots of her enormous areola. It looks like she leaned over a bit too far while she was making chocolate ( "I'll just lick that off for you, Kara" ) Also, If you program in Java Script you could do worse than look at the source code, its quite clever ( Added 4th Oct 2000 )
Erotic Non Piercing Sterling Silver Body Jewelry also shows you how to put it on ... its either very small jewellery or very big nipples ..... ideal for the girl with big nipples but no tits to speak of ( Added 4th Oct 2000 )
If you speak French or just keep clicking you will find some nice pix here. Its called : COCOTTES.COM, 120.000 photos X, sexe gratuit, pornographie de qualité, filles chaudes, partouze, PHOTOS PORNO, baise, SEX, photos célébrités nues, blonde, couples, photos de cul, pipes, anal, partouze, lingerie, cuisses écartées, photos de baise, photos de fellation, éjaculation faciale Couldn't have put it better myself ( Added 4th Oct 2000 )
Some brilliantly clever and funny stuff on punchbaby. So brilliant that you may well think it is my site ... which it ain't but he is English so that explains it. Try the gypsy glasses as an example but don't look at the gypsy's balls ( Added 25th Sept 2000 )
Bam-b.com is absolutely brilliant! Try clicking on everything in sight and evetually things will happen ... and so stylish as well ... Japanese of course. ( Added 25th Sept 2000 )
very-koi.net One of those rather coy ( no pun intended ) sites where a woman of uncertain years and mature aspect ( that's code for plain ) goes on about her wonderful sex life and lets you in on how its done "For this one I use my left hand to pull the pussy lips back out of the way so that the clitoris is very exposed. Then with my index finger on my right hand I lightly begin tapping the fingertip gently on the clitoris" Must go a storm down at the women's institute after the jam making. What the hell is an index finger anyway? And can you have one on your left hand? If not, why not? ( Added 25th Sept 2000 )
This site was sent to me by a spammer who sent it to 10,000 other people but despite myself I have to admit it's brilliant - non sexual but very clever satellite views of the Earth and Moon ( Added 25th Sept 2000 )
I've always envied those photographers who can persuade some bird to take off her knickers and climb a tree in the cause of art ( "I must encapsulate your spirit in a contextual framwork" ) its nice work if you can get it and I guess they do ... Farm Co ( Added 25th Sept 2000 )
We Love Amateurs.com - 100% Totally Free Amateurs Incredible though it may sound from the title ( yea - I've heard it all before ) this site is genuinely free. Once the first page loads press the Enter button. You cannot click on the thumbs but there are three lots of Previews where you again have to click on names not the thumbs ... pretty sordid stuff if you ask me but one needs to keep abreast of the latest developments ( "its not for me its for a friend" ) ( Added 25th Sept 2000 )
Jade's Nude Celebrity Archive is one of those sites where the author has spent a lot of time and trouble making it impossible to see what the hell you are supposed to do when you get there. So, just wait patiently ( go and have a meal and take in a show or two ) and then if you like Roberta Vasquez ( "such a clean girl - always in the shower" ) click on the R link. You get the idea. This is an excellent site ( Added 25th Sept 2000 )
Don't read
this if you are going somewhere as The Rectal Rodent will make you snigger every ten
minutes, if not more often "In retrospect,
lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only
trying
to retrieve the gerbil" ( Added Aug
2000 )
Disgraceful. What sort of vile pervert would want to watch hidden pictures of girls taking their clothes off or sitting on the lavatory? Right minded people everywhere should join with me in expressing their horror: The Voyeur Photo Section is a disgrace ( Added 6th June 2000 )
If you have read my Diary you will know that I was abandoned at the altar ( so to speak ) by the dastardly Monk of Monk Magazine. Quite why I am even giving houseroom to such an awful person I can't imagine but you can put it down to my incredibly easy going nature and magnanimity ( didn't Dirty Harry have one of them or am I getting confused? "Make my day, Monk!" ) ( Added 20th Mar 2000 )
And there's more shocking stuff here ... Paradise Electro Stimulations Do people really do that sort of thing? ( Added 14th Jan 2000 )
Instead of going out with girls you could always get wired up, switched on and ..... jerked around. Or does that sound too much like going to work? Intermuscular Electrical Toys ( Added 14th Jan 2000 )
Ever fancied a night out on the town with a machine? Look no further for the latest in MekSex ( Added 14th Jan 2000 )
A New Calendrical System No tits or rude bits but very funny. Maybe it wasn't meant to be funny? ( Added 14th Jan 2000 )
If you liked the stick gif I used a few weeks ago here are some more Stick Death (Added 23rd July 1999)
This page is strictly for ladies only as it deals with breast pumping, peeing and other private female activities Female Pumping (Added 23rd July 1999)
This site contains some really original stuff and also a sex part for those of you with itchy fingers Memepool (Added 23rd July 1999)
Right girls! Its time we learned to stand up for ourselves. If you're not careful, it squirts all over your legs but with practice it can definitely be done. Here's How ( very useful at concerts I find - especially from the balcony)
You will not believe what you find at REALDOLL. Amazingly lifelike and amazingly expensive ..... but much cheaper than a divorce! You could even buy two and watch them fuck each other.
Try Evening Classes with a difference at the The Welcomed Consensus - I'm sure you'll want to come again and again. Whilst you and I have been wasting time just hanging out these guys have dedicated their lives to watching girls masturbate ...... makes you feel kinda humble don't it? ( Thinks: Does that ugly guy really get to fuck all four of those chicks? )
Everything you wanted to know about male and female masturbation is at JackinWorld. Keep abreast of the latest developments in self abuse. Students will require: One gallon of oil, string, clothes pegs, car inner tube, silk underwear and portable generator (AC/DC)
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